Digital Rancher Pillows

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Motorherd

Okay, dig that one up!

Fishing and new technologies

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"He's a quick learner."

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

Zoom Rodeos

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Young MacDonald

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"When is it my turn?"

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

'This is ironic, our content farm is producing fertilizer.'

Water. Free wireless access. Water. Free wireless access.

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

"The next facebook friend inviting me to play farmville is getting deleted!"

Technology and Agriculture

'He's a Tex'an.'

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"