Digital Farmers Pillows

"Hi guys, I'll be herding-from-home-today."

"He's a quick learner."

baby sweetcorn...

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Bees SOS

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Cow duel.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Cow Pilot.

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Biotechnology in agriculture

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

"Well, that backfired."

'I love you guys!'

80 years ago. Food comes farms. 40 years ago. Market. Kids today don't understand. They think food comes from the supermarket. They don't realize it comes from farms. Present day. Kids today don't understand. They think food just shows up in boxes at the door. They don't realize those boxes come from stores.

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Grumpy Cow

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'