Digital Farmers T-Shirts

"Hi guys, I'll be herding-from-home-today."

"He's a quick learner."

baby sweetcorn...

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Bees SOS

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Cow duel.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Cow Pilot.

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Biotechnology in agriculture

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

'I love you guys!'

"Well, that backfired."

Grumpy Cow

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Look,if you're going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta' do is lose the bell.'

A Protractor.

Young MacDonald