Virtual Farmer T-Shirts

"You can't get government subsidies for your Farmville Farm."

'Congratulations! You have beaten Farmville! You may now return to your REAL life!'

Are you on Facebook? I got kicked off of Facebook

'Do you think that after you recover from a hard day of virtual farming, you could cut the grass?'

Cowpat Man.

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Leonard, have you been seeing another chicken on Farmville?'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Prize vegetables.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

International Women's Day.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'Cow in love'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

The Rooster Comedian.