Farming Simulators T-Shirts

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Walking To School Simulator

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

Young MacDonald

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

'This is not what we meant, Snider, when we asked for a thorough study of the laws of gravity.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Cowpat Man.

Scranton the Ride

mars is flat.

Virtual reality platform.

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

'Third Life'

Wii Childbirth

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Air boulder.

Train ride simulator.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

According to Elon Musk, time travel is possible. I can't wait to time-travel. Elon Musk said time travel is possible? Well, not in so many words. He said it's almost a certainty that we're living in a simulation being run by our descendants in the distant future. His reasoning makes sense. In just my lifetime, we went from "Pac-Man" to "The Sims," where Sims live, work, fall in love, have kids ... and in a few decades, the Sims will be artificially intelligent and they'll actually believe they'r

Flight simulator

'That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it.'