Farming Simulators Pillows

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Walking To School Simulator

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

Young MacDonald

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Cowpat Man.

Scranton the Ride

mars is flat.

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

Virtual reality platform.

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Wii Childbirth

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

'Third Life'

Air boulder.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

'That sure is a realistic war game. It comes complete with cost over runs. Here's the 3rd bill for it.'

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."