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Young MacDonald

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Farmers and new technologies

Old MacDonald's farm. Checking E-I-E-I-O mail.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This is ironic, our content farm is producing fertilizer.'

"It's an easy job these days: the sheep don't wander around anymore, they stare at their phones all day long..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Cow Pilot.

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"He's a quick learner."

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Biotechnology in agriculture

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

'Just seeing how my shears are doing...'

'Nobody move. I just dropped a contact lens.'

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Er... vicar - does the church have a position on the donation of GM vegetables for the Harvest Festival?'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

Farmer using a photo editing program

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

'Thanks for a little genetic engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

This one needs re-booting!

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."