Virtual Rancher T-Shirts

Young MacDonald

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Motorherd

Computer Life

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Arcarde Patrol

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

Cowpat Man.

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.

A man doing a reality check.

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

"The next facebook friend inviting me to play farmville is getting deleted!"

Technology and Agriculture

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'He's a Tex'an.'

'On his salary, Porter couldn't afford much of a vacation, so he's visiting exotic websites.'

"Honey! I;m in a thousandth place!"

"If everyone's online, where's the crowd?"

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

@Village

Girl and PC

Where would you spend your honeymoon? Skyrim, no contest. First, my lady and I would climb the 1,000 snow-covered steps to the summit of the mountain overlooking High Hrothgar

Are you on Facebook? I got kicked off of Facebook

Rounding up Bulls.

Shepherd looks at Ewe-tube.

"You can't get government subsidies for your Farmville Farm."