Virtual Racer T-Shirts

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Honey! I;m in a thousandth place!"

'Hey! - Yeah you mister! Pull over now!!'

Arcarde Patrol

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

A smiling cyclist

Second lifeReal life.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

i-teddy

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

Dog playing VR fetch.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

The First Asshole

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Silly sausages

GPS flag in road

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Young MacDonald

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"See - it works in my fantasy research league."

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."