Digital Rancher Mugs

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Motorherd

Okay, dig that one up!

Fishing and new technologies

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"He's a quick learner."

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Zoom Rodeos

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Young MacDonald

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

"When is it my turn?"

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

'This is ironic, our content farm is producing fertilizer.'

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

Technology and Agriculture

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

'He's a Tex'an.'

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."