Data-driven Rancher Mugs

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Motorherd

Girl in cow onesie.

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

They're Brazillian!

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Young MacDonald

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

Farmer using a photo editing program

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Cattle barons for world domination.

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."