Data-driven Rancher Mugs

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Motorherd

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

Girl in cow onesie.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

They're Brazillian!

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Young MacDonald

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

Cattle barons for world domination.

Farmer using a photo editing program

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."