Retro Roadster Romantic Pillows

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'You're always living in the past.'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Oh, the amenity!'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

"Thanks for walking me home."

Love by bike

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

Internal Combustion.

My Other Car is a Hybrid

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Giant birthday cake on a trailer being towed by a car

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"Is there an emojis that says 'remember when we used to have a cocktail and conversation before dinner?'"

"All my dates have to get her approval."

Trike lowrider

'Sheep happens.'

Antiques

Boulder Car

'I'm sure I checked my mirrors, officer. I don't know why I didn't see him!!'

Supercharge bullock cart.