Retro Roadster Romantic Mugs

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'You're always living in the past.'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Mine's camper."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'Oh, the amenity!'

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

Love by bike

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Thanks for walking me home."

Internal Combustion.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

My Other Car is a Hybrid

Traffic sign warning driver, on a road trip, of hazard ahead.

Giant birthday cake on a trailer being towed by a car

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"Is there an emojis that says 'remember when we used to have a cocktail and conversation before dinner?'"

Trike lowrider

"All my dates have to get her approval."

'Sheep happens.'

Antiques

"The trouble is all the men we know are physically perfect."

Boulder Car