Romantic Roadsters Mugs

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"Mine's camper."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Love by bike

"Thanks for walking me home."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

'Well? Did you pass?'

"So how's married life?"

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

Kissing bench with rockers

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

"All my dates have to get her approval."

"Thanks, Siri, but please limit your directions to my driving."

Supercharge bullock cart.

Boulder Car

'A f-funny thing happened on the way past a classic car dealer...'

"Somehow this ride's just not the same as it was before we had kids!"

Vicar with cross-shaped car aerial.

"Robots these days really can do anything."

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

What did you buy a fast car for if you're only going to drive this slow?

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop