Romantic Rider Mugs

The Tandem: A Romantic Gallop

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Waterfall of Disappointment

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

Run from the hills!

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Mine Shaft of Love.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

"Thanks for walking me home."

Love by bike

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

Double Bike

Literary Type

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

Woman having tea in a train carriage

Games on a train.

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

The little infrastructure that couldn't

"All my dates have to get her approval."

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

"You're describing a grand hotel!"