Romantic Cyclist Mugs

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Double Bike

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Proposal on a snowboard

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

Literary Type

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

Pets: 'Chick magnet.'

Lion Toupee

Speed Dating

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

"It could never work between us. We're polar opposites."

It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

"The blind date went well and we've agreed to meet again on Saturday night, but by golly, he's hard to understand: he's a Yorkshire Terrier. . ."

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

"Most of all I love your vulnerability."

He gave her a big bear hug. The kind that says, I love you, I'll never leave you, I'm possessive, needy and insecure.