Bicycle Romancer Mugs

Literary Type

Bicycle sat nav.

Waterfall of Disappointment

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Run from the hills!

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Green Bike

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Love by bike

Hiker's right of way.

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Double Bike

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Sustainable transport

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

"Yeah, I wasn't thinking. I should have rented a tandem bike for this quest."

Whale on a motorbike

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'

'He's the only one who passed testing.'

"I traded it for my bicycle."

Lincoln Lane