Bicycle Lover Mugs

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"I traded it for my bicycle."

'He's the only one who passed testing.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Sustainable transport

Chris Froome

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

'This is a one-way street. Didn't you see the arrows.'

Bicycle sat nav.

Princess uses her chastity belt to lock up her bike.

"Ralphie, your ride is totally sweet."

"I can recall all my early milestones - my first bicycle, my first dog, my first password."

Bike chain

Green Bike

"'Kiss of life' from a parking officer?! I'd rather die!!"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

Working our way to energy independence!

Chairman

In these tough economic times several new businesses have emerged. One of them being cut-price undertaking!

"Mum, Dad, I've got something to tell you - I'm bicycle."

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

We deliver - except Alaska and Hawaii.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

"My wife? And a bicycle?"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.