Bicycle Lover Pillows

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

"I traded it for my bicycle."

'He's the only one who passed testing.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Sustainable transport

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

'This is a one-way street. Didn't you see the arrows.'

Bicycle sat nav.

Princess uses her chastity belt to lock up her bike.

"I can recall all my early milestones - my first bicycle, my first dog, my first password."

Bike chain

Green Bike

"'Kiss of life' from a parking officer?! I'd rather die!!"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

Working our way to energy independence!

Chairman

In these tough economic times several new businesses have emerged. One of them being cut-price undertaking!

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

We deliver - except Alaska and Hawaii.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

"My wife? And a bicycle?"

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Bradley Wiggins

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cat and Dog Bike

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'