Bicycle Romancer Gifts

Literary Type

Bicycle sat nav.

Chris Froome

Waterfall of Disappointment

Run from the hills!

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Green Bike

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Love by bike

Hiker's right of way.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"E.T. phone home... Now!"

Double Bike

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Sustainable transport

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Whale on a motorbike

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

"Yeah, I wasn't thinking. I should have rented a tandem bike for this quest."

'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

'He's the only one who passed testing.'

"I traded it for my bicycle."