Romantic Cyclists Mugs

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Proposal on a snowboard

Love by bike

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Literary Type

Double Bike

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

The little infrastructure that couldn't

Woman having tea in a train carriage

"So how's married life?"

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

Games on a train.

"He lost his Season Ticket."

"Somehow this ride's just not the same as it was before we had kids!"

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

The summertime sport

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

NASA finds an alternative to the shuttle for getting satellites in space,

"I think you were right---we should have taken a left back there."

"I'm sorry...did I forget to mention? I must be honest with you. I have a condition. My doctor says I may need a full time nurse. But otherwise, I'm in perfect health!""

Tunnel of You'll-Do-For-Now