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"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

Love by bike

Proposal on a snowboard

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Literary Type

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Double Bike

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

"So how's married life?"

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

Woman having tea in a train carriage

The little infrastructure that couldn't

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

Games on a train.

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

Penny Farthing With Child Seat.

"Somehow this ride's just not the same as it was before we had kids!"

"You're describing a grand hotel!"

"He lost his Season Ticket."

The summertime sport

NASA finds an alternative to the shuttle for getting satellites in space,

"I think you were right---we should have taken a left back there."

"I'm sorry...did I forget to mention? I must be honest with you. I have a condition. My doctor says I may need a full time nurse. But otherwise, I'm in perfect health!""