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"So how's married life?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Motor Tourism

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Camping.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Sometimes Y Turn

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Exit Next Left

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Route 666

Inflating Boobs.

"My guess it's guacamole."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"