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"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Tourists

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Better times ahead.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

"Valet park only"

"My guess it's guacamole."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Car Journey.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Route 666.