Honeymoon Adventurer T-Shirts

Just Married

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."

Newly weds hitchhiking: 'Niagara Falls'.

Man oiling a honeymoon caravan.

"It's your mother!"

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"This will be hilarious!"

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Love linked

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Advanced footsie

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Barman In Love.

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.