Honeymoon Adventurer Gifts

Just Married

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."

Newly weds hitchhiking: 'Niagara Falls'.

Man oiling a honeymoon caravan.

"It's your mother!"

Honeymoon Haven

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"This will be hilarious!"

Love linked

Advanced footsie

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Barman In Love.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."