Honeymoon Adventurers Gifts

Niagara Falls (hitchhikers).

'So how was the Honeymoon?'

'It's always the same with the newly weds - one night of passion and and they've got to be cut out of the mosquito net !'

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

"This will be hilarious!"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Not the Love Boat.

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'

Just Married

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

'I'm pregnant.'

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

"It's your mother!"

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"