Honeymoon Adventurers Gifts

Niagara Falls (hitchhikers).

'So how was the Honeymoon?'

'It's always the same with the newly weds - one night of passion and and they've got to be cut out of the mosquito net !'

Boat wedding.

"This will be hilarious!"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

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Not the Love Boat.

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

'I'm pregnant.'

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

"It's your mother!"

Just Married

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

A couple honeymooning in Venice fails to notice the gondolier has been left behind.

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"