Honeymoon Enthusiast Gifts

"My God, it's your mother!"

'When it comes to marriage, I'm a failure - but I'm very good at honeymoons!'

'What about the rest of our Honeymoon?'

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Bad fake tan day.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Bear Costume

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Pina Coladas

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.