Honeymoon Enthusiast Gifts

"My God, it's your mother!"

'When it comes to marriage, I'm a failure - but I'm very good at honeymoons!'

'What about the rest of our Honeymoon?'

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Bad fake tan day.

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Bear Costume

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Pina Coladas

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.