Honeymoon Hopeful Gifts

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Pina Coladas

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Is that pancake ready yet?

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Italia tours

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Easter Island Shades...

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Airplane Mode.

Inappropriate Snowmen

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'