Honeymoon Daydreamer Gifts

He flew home last month. Then room service was cut off. Now her baggage is in the lobby. Looks like the honeymoon is over.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Mr. Right!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"