Honeymoon Daydreamer Gifts

He flew home last month. Then room service was cut off. Now her baggage is in the lobby. Looks like the honeymoon is over.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Mr. Right!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Try me/try me/try me...

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"