Wedding Dreamer Gifts

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'I like a man of few words. 'I do' would be enough for me.'

'Renee, will you marry me?'

"Well, that takes care of sending out the wedding invitations."

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

"I know we've only just met, but looking to the future, do you prefer a spring or summer wedding?"

'We disagree on our wedding plans- I want a big church wedding and he wants to get married on Jerry Springer!'

"Ahhh... and this must be the beautiful bride tubby...Errr I mean to be."

'What about the rest of our Honeymoon?'

"That has to be the largest wedding cake I've ever seen. Just how many guests did they invite?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Boat wedding.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Little Princess.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'