Bridal Dreamer Gifts

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

Bridal bootcamp

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Shepherd and eurydice

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Boat wedding.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Little Princess.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Painting taking root...

Quantum Psychic

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Sinking with your heart

Sleeping Beauty

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Awkward First Dates