Big Wedding Dreamer Gifts

'We still haven't agreed on our wedding plans. I want a big wedding with all the trimmings, and he doesn't want to get married.'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Boat wedding.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Awkward First Dates

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Sinking with your heart

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Can we move over there?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Swing me with your words."