Big Wedding Dreamer Prints

'We still haven't agreed on our wedding plans. I want a big wedding with all the trimmings, and he doesn't want to get married.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Boat wedding.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Sinking with your heart

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Can we move over there?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication