Matrimonial Dreamer Prints

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Boat wedding.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Quantum Psychic

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Sinking with your heart

'Romeo and Julietta'

Awkward First Dates

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Can we move over there?'

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy