Honeymoon Dreamer Prints

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

"So, are you going anyplace interesting for your honeymoon?"

Married sister asking engaged sister where she will go on honeymoon.

"I'm having a problem with my computer. I want you to catch a plane and come back to fix it. By the way, how's your honeymoon going?"

Loads of milk left on the doorstep/Do not disturb we are on our honeymoon.

'No, that's not it. My one didn't have writing on it.'

Honeymooners!

Hotel Rules - 'It's lucky we're not here on honeymoon.'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"There it is, darling, our unspoilt tropical island holiday home for the next two weeks."

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Mr. Right!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Try me/try me/try me...

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Summertime

Quantum Psychic

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'