Honeymoon Dreamer Mugs

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

"So, are you going anyplace interesting for your honeymoon?"

Married sister asking engaged sister where she will go on honeymoon.

"I'm having a problem with my computer. I want you to catch a plane and come back to fix it. By the way, how's your honeymoon going?"

Loads of milk left on the doorstep/Do not disturb we are on our honeymoon.

'No, that's not it. My one didn't have writing on it.'

Honeymooners!

Hotel Rules - 'It's lucky we're not here on honeymoon.'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"There it is, darling, our unspoilt tropical island holiday home for the next two weeks."

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Mr. Right!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'