Romantic Dreamer Mugs

A Man's Thoughts

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

'When I say 'February' what do you think of? . . . I was hoping for 'Valentine's Day', but I guess that was a long shot.'

Woman: 'I don't think I've ever met anyone quite like you before!'

'Tell me your innermost feelings!'

"How can an algorithm work out what I want for my birthday, but you still think I want a blender?"

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'

'I hear that diamonds are really, really hard. Do you have anything easier?'

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

Heart shaped moon over the city.

Do it!

"Yes, dear, you're still the man of my dreams. Your snoring wakes me up every night."

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

"I think the answer is yes, but first let me get some social validation."

"That guy you set me up with. I thought you said he was a looker."

Back view of pink car with 'Just married' on the back.

"I say let's wait for the next one."

"Gee, I thought you'd be happy to be the presumptive front-runner."

'OK - I'll enter 'beauty queen', 'millionairess' and 'pub landlady' and we'll see waht comes up' (dating agency).

A night at the opera.

'Turn on slow romantic music and try taking off your shell in a more seductive way...'

'Remember when it was all Mills and Boon and not Bills and Moon!'

'Yeah, yeah. Never mind about your hobbies. Are you a princess or not?'

"With tongue action like that, who cares if he turns into a prince"

'Sorry Andy. I really can't help you. What you need is cash, and lots of it.'

'I'm sure Mister Right will come along someday...until then, I guess I'll just stay married.'

'Just think of me as a bottle of wine. The older, the better!'

"That Romantic Cruise sounds good, but what do you suggest for my husband's vacation?"

"...but you said it was your dream to spend the night in a castle."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

A worm falls for some udders.

"Don't leave me ... I can change."

Bob's girlfriend provided him with inspiration...and sex.

'This isn't what I expected when the dating service promised us a heavenly romance.'