Relationship Dreamer Mugs

Dream relationship

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You left this on our ship."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Asking out a palm reader.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Quantum Psychic

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'