Matchmaker Dreamer Mugs

Real Estate Personals

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Asking out a palm reader.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."