Romance Dreamers Mugs

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'And our star signs are perfectly compatible!'

Big frog in a small pond: 'Now if I could only find true love...'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Boat wedding.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Quantum Psychic

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Awkward First Dates

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Sinking with your heart

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'