Bridal Dreamer Mugs

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

Bridal bootcamp

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Mr. Right!"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Boat wedding.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Little Princess.

Painting taking root...

Quantum Psychic

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Sinking with your heart

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"