Wedding Day Dreamer Mugs

Bridezilla

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

"Oops!"

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

"Ahem! Do you need to be somewhere else Miss Pearson?"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Boat wedding.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Asking out a palm reader.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

First love.

Kissing couple melt the snow

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

Bridal bootcamp

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Preachers with far too much input

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

He loves me...

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

Perspective