Honeymoon Dreamers Prints

A couple honeymooning in Venice fails to notice the gondolier has been left behind.

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Boat wedding.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Quantum Psychic

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

The Loving Couple

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'I just think we should be together'.

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

Untold Love Stories. The Invisible Man and Juliet. Wherefore art thou? Right here.

Owl and the Pussy Cat, "You sure she's got a friend ?"

At home he was known as Attila the 'Hon'

Two men in urns holding hands

'Ready; aim...'