Honeymoon Enthusiasts Prints

'You may shag the bride,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Incompatible.

Wedding disaster #27.

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Dialogue

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

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