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'You may shag the bride,'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Incompatible.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Dialogue

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Wedding Fayre

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'