Honeymoon Dreamers Gifts

A couple honeymooning in Venice fails to notice the gondolier has been left behind.

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Boat wedding.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Quantum Psychic

'Romeo and Julietta'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

The Loving Couple

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'I just think we should be together'.

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'Soooo, what about a romantic flight under the sun this morning?'

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

At home he was known as Attila the 'Hon'

Owl and the Pussy Cat, "You sure she's got a friend ?"

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'Ready; aim...'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!