Honeymooners Gifts

Motel has two cars parked outside, one with 'Just Married' sticker, the other with 'Just Friends'.

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

"So how's married life?"

Just Married

'Oh no, not rain. . . Not on our honeymoon.'

'Now don't forget, Sharon, you'll have to help me look for my contact lenses in the morning.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Pina Coladas

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Is that pancake ready yet?

Airplane Mode.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Inappropriate Snowmen

Lounging by the pool

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