Honeymooner Gifts

The Loving Couple

At home he was known as Attila the 'Hon'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Pina Coladas

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Is that pancake ready yet?

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Easter Island Shades...

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Airplane Mode.

Italia tours

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'