Honeymooning Gifts

"The first week of my honeymoon I spent in the Balearics..."

'You were on your honeymoon- so what if it rained every day!'

Man oiling a honeymoon caravan.

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Pina Coladas

Boat wedding.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Is that pancake ready yet?

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Easter Island Shades...

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Inappropriate Snowmen